you just need a single joker to brighten up your day and to make you get cracking non-stop. First time in my life, I talked to someone who doesn't understand me, neither do I understand her. I entertained more than 50 customers, agents and clients on the phone each day but non is as interesting as her.


Me: Good Afternoon, Cargolux, how can I assist you?
Ms Joker: I want to go Korea.
Me: Mdm, this is Cargolux Airlines.
Ms Joker: I want to go Korea.
*Listening to her thick accent, I bet she's either a Japanese or Korean.*
Me: Sorry Mdm, we are a frieghter company.
Ms Joker: I want to go Korea.
* Pause *
Ms Joker: Sorry Mdm, I'm afraid we don't fly to Korea.
Ms Joker: Ya, ya, I want to go to Korea.
Me: Mdm, this is a non-passenger plane. We only fly cargoes.
Ms Joker: Oh. (*For a moment I thought she have straighten her thoughts and finally able to comprehend the entire conversation*)
Ms Joker: I want to go to Korea.
*Faint and roll. Someone get me an ambulance please*


For the next 1 minute of so, I replied and she kept repeating "I want to go Korea". And to end the nightmares, someone got to stop and its none other than me.


Me: Mdm, thank you for calling. Have a good day. Bye.


She desperately needs to get a seat to fly to Korea. Can someone kindly assist this poor lady?


My HK base colleague is getting married. And she uses a well-designed webpage to spread the words. Technological advancement is making things a lil' hard to catch these days. Its like you're telling the entire world, "I'm getting married".


Ahh, a bluey monday has finally come to an end.